Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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