What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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