Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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