I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
