it glows. i had to have it.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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