Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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