Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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