Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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