So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
