I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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