Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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