There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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