So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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