But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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