I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Drunk is a universal language darling
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