then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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