i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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