why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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