im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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