She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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