sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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