Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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