I'm really into asian looking animals
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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