Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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