I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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