Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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