it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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