i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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