worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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