Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
