and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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