just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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