i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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