I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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