we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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