That's intense
I could have mohawked her pubes.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
