You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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