brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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