Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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