White coat. Heels.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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