I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
But we have bathrooms and they dont
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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