Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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