Plan B is the new Plan A
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just google imaged poop.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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