He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
