The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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