would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
im six kinds of drunk right now
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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