so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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