Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
