she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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