And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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