I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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