dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
they're like a gay fantastic four
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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