Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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