Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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