New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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