Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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